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Welcome To The [Nasa Own Suzanne] Web Site

"The Clan That Laugh And Slap Their Thighs"

** LATEST NEWS **

04-11-2005 - Clan [NOS] can now be found on the H4XTBH.com CS:Source server at WTF.H4XTBH.COM:27015!


Who Are We?
Clan NOS are just a bunch of stoners who just play CS to fill in the time gaps between skinning up and eating. Please speak slowly and make no sudden hand movements during play. Thank you.

What does [NOS] Stand For?
Our clan name was an obvious choice (although our second choice was [Nose Other Saturn]) and was chosen because it came to Darski in a vision from his great great great grandfather.

Want A Fight?
If you want to insult our mothers and challenge us to a battle you can find us on Clanbase, so get those challenges in right now you moronic imbociles!

Members
Members
So who's in [NOS]? Are they really all ex-convicts? Is it true that orvi-wan used to dress in female clothing? You can find out all these sordid details - and more - by visiting our members section.
News
News
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Forums
Forums
You can discuss everything to do with Counter-strike here, and even everything that isn't. Got some good tactics to share? Or do you just want to comment on the scene? Been banned for cheating? Tough shit.
The Frag Fields
The Frag Fields
Want a fun Counter-strike server to play on that you have an insanely low ping to? You've come to the right place! Click here to learn all about our dedicated CS 1.5 server hosted at 4K-Gaming.
Stats
Stats
The scores on the doors. The notes on the votes. The hits and misses. The winners and losers. The cliche phrases. It's all here for your perusal. It does exactly what it says on the tin.
Cheaters
Cheaters
Awwwww... did the nasty-wasty anti-cheat pwogwam catch you being a naughty little boy? Oh no! Now the whole wide world is going to know you're a naughty-waughty little cheater-wheater!
Wars
Wars
We're a very active clan when it comes to clan matches, so you can expect to see this results page updated often. Get those clan match challenges in on Clanbase - you'll get a quick response, believe us!
Maps
Maps
Looking for a map you don't have that we're playing now? You'll most likely find it here if we've gotten up off our enormous muscular backsides long enough to update this site with the map you need. Check it out, just in case.

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