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Welcome To The [Nose Own Smother] Web Site
"The Clan That's Addicted To Slap And Tickle"
** LATEST NEWS **
04-11-2005 - Clan [NOS] can now be found on
the H4XTBH.com CS:Source server at
WTF.H4XTBH.COM:27015!
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Who Are We?
Clan NOS are an elite force of elderly mental patients with a penchant for drugs and porn. We scour the land mugging grannies and spending the proceeds on fulfilling our despicable wants. Look out - you're next.
What does [NOS] Stand For?
Our clan name was an obvious choice (although our second choice was [Newton Of Super]) and was chosen because it came to Darski in a vision from his great great great grandfather.
Want A Fight?
If you want to make out we're gay and challenge us to a battle you can find us on Clanbase,
so get those challenges in right now you moronic imbociles!
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Members
Interested in joining [NOS]? Well, you can't, we're full - sod off. But you're more than welcome to see who makes up the team at the moment, and place your bets on who'll get kicked first for being incredibly pathetic during clan matches. |
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News
What's [NOS] up to right now? Who's in, who's out, who cares? We care! Find out what's new on this site and what evil deeds we've been up to recently in the News section. |
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Forums
The [NOS] forum "Chat & Date" is the fun way to meet people online. Lots of people like you are online right now, just waiting to talk to you and have fun!
Calls cost $1/min peak rate, and $0.50 at all other times. |
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The Frag Fields
Want a fun Counter-strike server to play on that you have an insanely low ping to? You've come to the right place! Click here to learn all about our dedicated CS 1.5 server hosted at 4K-Gaming. |
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Stats
So you think you're good, huh? All those headshots and bomb plants have got to count for something, right? Find out how you compare against all those other lamers in our live stats table. |
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Cheaters
"But... but... I'm not cheating, honestly! My brother installed this patch on my computer and I knew nothing about it! It's not even my computer! Your server has made a mistake! Please, I'm sorry!" Yeah... right. |
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Wars
War! Huh-uuurrghh! What is it good for? Absolutely... points on Clanbase. If you want to see how [NOS] have faired in previous matches then you can find a list of our results in the Wars section. |
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Maps
We use a few non-standard maps on The Frag Fields in the standard map rotation, so grab them here if you don't have them. We sometimes play other custom maps too - but worry not, you can grab those here too. |
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