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Welcome To The [Nobody Off Scheme] Web Site

"The Clan That's A Real Life Carry On Movie"

** LATEST NEWS **

04-11-2005 - Clan [NOS] can now be found on the H4XTBH.com CS:Source server at WTF.H4XTBH.COM:27015!


Who Are We?
Clan NOS are wasting your time with the pathetic drivel you see before you. What do you think of us now? Ha ha! Why are you continuing to read this? You just can't stop yourself can you. Our mind control skills will make you feel weak and make you give us all your money.

What does [NOS] Stand For?
Our clan name was an obvious choice (although our second choice was [Nature Out Smiles]) and was chosen because our limited brain power prevents us from being able to thinking up something better.

Want A Fight?
If you want to piss on our parade and challenge us to a battle you can find us on Clanbase, so get those challenges in right now you pathetic muppets!

Members
Members
So who's in [NOS]? Are they really all ex-convicts? Is it true that orvi-wan used to dress in female clothing? You can find out all these sordid details - and more - by visiting our members section.
News
News
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Forums
Forums
You can discuss everything to do with Counter-strike here, and even everything that isn't. Got some good tactics to share? Or do you just want to comment on the scene? Been banned for cheating? Tough shit.
The Frag Fields
The Frag Fields
At the heart of our clan lies a top notch Counter-strike 1.6 server with the sweetest configuration you ever saw. Top anti-cheat system. Friendly killing atmosphere. Admin with personailty disorders... Learn all about it here.
Stats
Stats
The scores on the doors. The notes on the votes. The hits and misses. The winners and losers. The cliche phrases. It's all here for your perusal. It does exactly what it says on the tin.
Cheaters
Cheaters
Awwwww... did the nasty-wasty anti-cheat pwogwam catch you being a naughty little boy? Oh no! Now the whole wide world is going to know you're a naughty-waughty little cheater-wheater!
Wars
Wars
Check out where we are in the Clanbase UK ladder right now. Have we been kicking ass? Have we been raped? Have we just played a team of moaning kiddies who couldn't find their assholes with both hands? Probably.
Maps
Maps
Looking for a map you don't have that we're playing now? You'll most likely find it here if we've gotten up off our enormous muscular backsides long enough to update this site with the map you need. Check it out, just in case.

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