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Welcome To The [Neptune Old Scratch] Web Site
"The Clan That Likes To Waste Your Time"
** LATEST NEWS **
04-11-2005 - Clan [NOS] can now be found on
the H4XTBH.com CS:Source server at
WTF.H4XTBH.COM:27015!
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Who Are We?
Clan NOS are a crack team of smack-heads with no future and nothing to bring joy into their pathetic little lives. It's just a good buzz. We could give it up tomorrow. If we wanted to. We've just got a bit of a cold, that's all.
What does [NOS] Stand For?
Our clan name was an obvious choice (although our second choice was [News Over Scott]) and was chosen because we didn't want to get sued by Microsoft as they own the trademark to the first name we chose.
Want A Fight?
If you want to attempt to kick our asses and challenge us to a battle you can find us on Clanbase,
so get those challenges in right now you weedy-looking faggots!
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Members
All the rumours you've heard about [NOS] are probably true. In fact, you can confirm their validity by reading the inane comments left by our members, and gawk at their oh-so-ugly mugshots, here. |
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News
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Forums
And lo, the CS players spoke unto the n00bs of the land, saying "All your hossies are belong to us", and it was done. The n00bs rose up against the players, and with their terrifying MP5 Navys they slay the players dead. Read on... |
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The Frag Fields
At the heart of our clan lies a top notch Counter-strike 1.6 server with the sweetest configuration you ever saw. Top anti-cheat system. Friendly killing atmosphere. Admin with personailty disorders... Learn all about it here. |
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Stats
The scores on the doors. The notes on the votes. The hits and misses. The winners and losers. The cliche phrases. It's all here for your perusal. It does exactly what it says on the tin. |
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Cheaters
"But... but... I'm not cheating, honestly! My brother installed this patch on my computer and I knew nothing about it! It's not even my computer! Your server has made a mistake! Please, I'm sorry!" Yeah... right. |
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Wars
We're a very active clan when it comes to clan matches, so you can expect to see this results page updated often. Get those clan match challenges in on Clanbase - you'll get a quick response, believe us! |
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Maps
Looking for a map you don't have that we're playing now? You'll most likely find it here if we've gotten up off our enormous muscular backsides long enough to update this site with the map you need. Check it out, just in case. |
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