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Welcome To The [Nefarious Other Steph] Web Site
"The Clan That's Addicted To Slap And Tickle"
** LATEST NEWS **
04-11-2005 - Clan [NOS] can now be found on
the H4XTBH.com CS:Source server at
WTF.H4XTBH.COM:27015!
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Who Are We?
Clan NOS are a rag-tag bunch of cliche mercenaries with bad American accents and poor social skills. A sitcom is being made about our CS antics, and will appear on BBC1 soon. Set your videos now!
What does [NOS] Stand For?
Our clan name was an obvious choice (although our second choice was [Nail Of Strangle]) and was chosen because Pink said he would remotely format our hard drives if we chose something else.
Want A Fight?
If you want to make out we're gay and challenge us to a battle you can find us on Clanbase,
so get those challenges in right now you weedy-looking faggots!
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Members
All the rumours you've heard about [NOS] are probably true. In fact, you can confirm their validity by reading the inane comments left by our members, and gawk at their oh-so-ugly mugshots, here. |
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News
What's [NOS] up to right now? Who's in, who's out, who cares? We care! Find out what's new on this site and what evil deeds we've been up to recently in the News section. |
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Forums
And lo, the CS players spoke unto the n00bs of the land, saying "All your hossies are belong to us", and it was done. The n00bs rose up against the players, and with their terrifying MP5 Navys they slay the players dead. Read on... |
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The Frag Fields
Tired of megalomaniac server admins kicking you off for so much as looking at them in a funny way? Well, we're no different. But at least we laugh with you as well as at you. Ha ha! Come play with us here. |
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Stats
Uh eh uh eh uh eh uh... Ow's about that. Guyz 'n girls. I 'av thiz letter wot sez 'ere, "Dear Jim... You sad man... Can you fix it for me to get to the top of the Frag Fields live stats table?", uh eh uh eh uh eh... |
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Cheaters
There's nothing really wrong with cheating is there. It's just exploiting known "features" in the game so you're still playing by the rules, right? Actually... no. You're wrong, and the whole world thinks you're a twat. |
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Wars
War! Huh-uuurrghh! What is it good for? Absolutely... points on Clanbase. If you want to see how [NOS] have faired in previous matches then you can find a list of our results in the Wars section. |
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Maps
The same old Counter-strike maps can get a bit tiresome at times, especially when you've been head-shotted 15 times in a row. We like to mix it up occasionally with a few custom maps and you can get them right here. |
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