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Welcome To The [Noreen Oil Swearer] Web Site
"The Clan With A Heart... And Little Else"
** LATEST NEWS **
04-11-2005 - Clan [NOS] can now be found on
the H4XTBH.com CS:Source server at
WTF.H4XTBH.COM:27015!
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Who Are We?
Clan NOS are a rag-tag bunch of cliche mercenaries with bad American accents and poor social skills. A sitcom is being made about our CS antics, and will appear on BBC1 soon. Set your videos now!
What does [NOS] Stand For?
Our clan name was an obvious choice (although our second choice was [Not Over Spice]) and was chosen because we didn't want to get sued by Microsoft as they own the trademark to the first name we chose.
Want A Fight?
If you want to piss on our parade and challenge us to a battle you can find us on Clanbase,
so get those challenges in right now you lame-assed freaks!
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Members
All the rumours you've heard about [NOS] are probably true. In fact, you can confirm their validity by reading the inane comments left by our members, and gawk at their oh-so-ugly mugshots, here. |
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News
What's [NOS] up to right now? Who's in, who's out, who cares? We care! Find out what's new on this site and what evil deeds we've been up to recently in the News section. |
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Forums
You can discuss everything to do with Counter-strike here, and even everything that isn't. Got some good tactics to share? Or do you just want to comment on the scene? Been banned for cheating? Tough shit. |
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The Frag Fields
Want a fun Counter-strike server to play on that you have an insanely low ping to? You've come to the right place! Click here to learn all about our dedicated CS 1.5 server hosted at 4K-Gaming. |
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Stats
Uh eh uh eh uh eh uh... Ow's about that. Guyz 'n girls. I 'av thiz letter wot sez 'ere, "Dear Jim... You sad man... Can you fix it for me to get to the top of the Frag Fields live stats table?", uh eh uh eh uh eh... |
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Cheaters
"But... but... I'm not cheating, honestly! My brother installed this patch on my computer and I knew nothing about it! It's not even my computer! Your server has made a mistake! Please, I'm sorry!" Yeah... right. |
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Wars
Check out where we are in the Clanbase UK ladder right now. Have we been kicking ass? Have we been raped? Have we just played a team of moaning kiddies who couldn't find their assholes with both hands? Probably. |
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Maps
The same old Counter-strike maps can get a bit tiresome at times, especially when you've been head-shotted 15 times in a row. We like to mix it up occasionally with a few custom maps and you can get them right here. |
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