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Welcome To The [Nose One Second] Web Site
"The Clan That Likes Lollipops And Ice Cream"
** LATEST NEWS **
04-11-2005 - Clan [NOS] can now be found on
the H4XTBH.com CS:Source server at
WTF.H4XTBH.COM:27015!
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Who Are We?
Clan NOS are just a bunch of stoners who just play CS to fill in the time gaps between skinning up and eating. Please speak slowly and make no sudden hand movements during play. Thank you.
What does [NOS] Stand For?
Our clan name was an obvious choice (although our second choice was [Nyquist Old Split]) and was chosen because Pink said he would remotely format our hard drives if we chose something else.
Want A Fight?
If you want to piss on our parade and challenge us to a battle you can find us on Clanbase,
so get those challenges in right now you lame-assed freaks!
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Members
Interested in joining [NOS]? Well, you can't, we're full - sod off. But you're more than welcome to see who makes up the team at the moment, and place your bets on who'll get kicked first for being incredibly pathetic during clan matches. |
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News
Get the latest info on updates to this site, what [NOS] are up to, and information on competitions with exciting prizes! Okay, the competitions bit was a lie. |
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Forums
And lo, the CS players spoke unto the n00bs of the land, saying "All your hossies are belong to us", and it was done. The n00bs rose up against the players, and with their terrifying MP5 Navys they slay the players dead. Read on... |
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The Frag Fields
Want a fun Counter-strike server to play on that you have an insanely low ping to? You've come to the right place! Click here to learn all about our dedicated CS 1.5 server hosted at 4K-Gaming. |
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Stats
So you think you're good, huh? All those headshots and bomb plants have got to count for something, right? Find out how you compare against all those other lamers in our live stats table. |
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Cheaters
Awwwww... did the nasty-wasty anti-cheat pwogwam catch you being a naughty little boy? Oh no! Now the whole wide world is going to know you're a naughty-waughty little cheater-wheater! |
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Wars
Check out where we are in the Clanbase UK ladder right now. Have we been kicking ass? Have we been raped? Have we just played a team of moaning kiddies who couldn't find their assholes with both hands? Probably. |
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Maps
Looking for a map you don't have that we're playing now? You'll most likely find it here if we've gotten up off our enormous muscular backsides long enough to update this site with the map you need. Check it out, just in case. |
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