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Welcome To The [Never Own Sandy] Web Site
"The Clan That Laugh And Slap Their Thighs"
** LATEST NEWS **
04-11-2005 - Clan [NOS] can now be found on
the H4XTBH.com CS:Source server at
WTF.H4XTBH.COM:27015!
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Who Are We?
Clan NOS are an elite force of elderly mental patients with a penchant for drugs and porn. We scour the land mugging grannies and spending the proceeds on fulfilling our despicable wants. Look out - you're next.
What does [NOS] Stand For?
Our clan name was an obvious choice (although our second choice was [Nutrition One Success]) and was chosen because it was the first thing Spooner thought of when he woke up at 7:32am on a Tuesday morning.
Want A Fight?
If you want to insult our mothers and challenge us to a battle you can find us on Clanbase,
so get those challenges in right now you shit-for-brains!
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Members
So who's in [NOS]? Are they really all ex-convicts? Is it true that orvi-wan used to dress in female clothing? You can find out all these sordid details - and more - by visiting our members section. |
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News
Get the latest info on updates to this site, what [NOS] are up to, and information on competitions with exciting prizes! Okay, the competitions bit was a lie. |
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Forums
The [NOS] forum "Chat & Date" is the fun way to meet people online. Lots of people like you are online right now, just waiting to talk to you and have fun!
Calls cost $1/min peak rate, and $0.50 at all other times. |
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The Frag Fields
Tired of megalomaniac server admins kicking you off for so much as looking at them in a funny way? Well, we're no different. But at least we laugh with you as well as at you. Ha ha! Come play with us here. |
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Stats
So you think you're good, huh? All those headshots and bomb plants have got to count for something, right? Find out how you compare against all those other lamers in our live stats table. |
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Cheaters
Awwwww... did the nasty-wasty anti-cheat pwogwam catch you being a naughty little boy? Oh no! Now the whole wide world is going to know you're a naughty-waughty little cheater-wheater! |
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Wars
Check out where we are in the Clanbase UK ladder right now. Have we been kicking ass? Have we been raped? Have we just played a team of moaning kiddies who couldn't find their assholes with both hands? Probably. |
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Maps
We use a few non-standard maps on The Frag Fields in the standard map rotation, so grab them here if you don't have them. We sometimes play other custom maps too - but worry not, you can grab those here too. |
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