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Welcome To The [Nicole Own Sheffield] Web Site

"The Clan That's Addicted To Slap And Tickle"

** LATEST NEWS **

04-11-2005 - Clan [NOS] can now be found on the H4XTBH.com CS:Source server at WTF.H4XTBH.COM:27015!


Who Are We?
Clan NOS are a rag-tag bunch of cliche mercenaries with bad American accents and poor social skills. A sitcom is being made about our CS antics, and will appear on BBC1 soon. Set your videos now!

What does [NOS] Stand For?
Our clan name was an obvious choice (although our second choice was [Nobody Out Steph]) and was chosen because our limited brain power prevents us from being able to thinking up something better.

Want A Fight?
If you want to piss on our parade and challenge us to a battle you can find us on Clanbase, so get those challenges in right now you pathetic muppets!

Members
Members
All the rumours you've heard about [NOS] are probably true. In fact, you can confirm their validity by reading the inane comments left by our members, and gawk at their oh-so-ugly mugshots, here.
News
News
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Forums
Forums
You can discuss everything to do with Counter-strike here, and even everything that isn't. Got some good tactics to share? Or do you just want to comment on the scene? Been banned for cheating? Tough shit.
The Frag Fields
The Frag Fields
At the heart of our clan lies a top notch Counter-strike 1.6 server with the sweetest configuration you ever saw. Top anti-cheat system. Friendly killing atmosphere. Admin with personailty disorders... Learn all about it here.
Stats
Stats
Uh eh uh eh uh eh uh... Ow's about that. Guyz 'n girls. I 'av thiz letter wot sez 'ere, "Dear Jim... You sad man... Can you fix it for me to get to the top of the Frag Fields live stats table?", uh eh uh eh uh eh...
Cheaters
Cheaters
There's nothing really wrong with cheating is there. It's just exploiting known "features" in the game so you're still playing by the rules, right? Actually... no. You're wrong, and the whole world thinks you're a twat.
Wars
Wars
We're a very active clan when it comes to clan matches, so you can expect to see this results page updated often. Get those clan match challenges in on Clanbase - you'll get a quick response, believe us!
Maps
Maps
The same old Counter-strike maps can get a bit tiresome at times, especially when you've been head-shotted 15 times in a row. We like to mix it up occasionally with a few custom maps and you can get them right here.

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