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Welcome To The [Nigels Own Systems] Web Site
"The Clan That's Addicted To Slap And Tickle"
** LATEST NEWS **
04-11-2005 - Clan [NOS] can now be found on
the H4XTBH.com CS:Source server at
WTF.H4XTBH.COM:27015!
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Who Are We?
Clan NOS are just a bunch of stoners who just play CS to fill in the time gaps between skinning up and eating. Please speak slowly and make no sudden hand movements during play. Thank you.
What does [NOS] Stand For?
Our clan name was an obvious choice (although our second choice was [Nutrition Own Success]) and was chosen because we didn't want to get sued by Microsoft as they own the trademark to the first name we chose.
Want A Fight?
If you want to poke us in the eyes with sticks and challenge us to a battle you can find us on Clanbase,
so get those challenges in right now you squinty-eyed geeks!
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Members
Interested in joining [NOS]? Well, you can't, we're full - sod off. But you're more than welcome to see who makes up the team at the moment, and place your bets on who'll get kicked first for being incredibly pathetic during clan matches. |
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News
What's [NOS] up to right now? Who's in, who's out, who cares? We care! Find out what's new on this site and what evil deeds we've been up to recently in the News section. |
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Forums
The [NOS] forum "Chat & Date" is the fun way to meet people online. Lots of people like you are online right now, just waiting to talk to you and have fun!
Calls cost $1/min peak rate, and $0.50 at all other times. |
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The Frag Fields
At the heart of our clan lies a top notch Counter-strike 1.6 server with the sweetest configuration you ever saw. Top anti-cheat system. Friendly killing atmosphere. Admin with personailty disorders... Learn all about it here. |
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Stats
The scores on the doors. The notes on the votes. The hits and misses. The winners and losers. The cliche phrases. It's all here for your perusal. It does exactly what it says on the tin. |
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Cheaters
"But... but... I'm not cheating, honestly! My brother installed this patch on my computer and I knew nothing about it! It's not even my computer! Your server has made a mistake! Please, I'm sorry!" Yeah... right. |
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Wars
Check out where we are in the Clanbase UK ladder right now. Have we been kicking ass? Have we been raped? Have we just played a team of moaning kiddies who couldn't find their assholes with both hands? Probably. |
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Maps
The same old Counter-strike maps can get a bit tiresome at times, especially when you've been head-shotted 15 times in a row. We like to mix it up occasionally with a few custom maps and you can get them right here. |
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