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Welcome To The [Nancy Oft Scott] Web Site
"The Clan That Just Loves To Get On Your Nerves"
** LATEST NEWS **
04-11-2005 - Clan [NOS] can now be found on
the H4XTBH.com CS:Source server at
WTF.H4XTBH.COM:27015!
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Who Are We?
Clan NOS are a rag-tag bunch of cliche mercenaries with bad American accents and poor social skills. A sitcom is being made about our CS antics, and will appear on BBC1 soon. Set your videos now!
What does [NOS] Stand For?
Our clan name was an obvious choice (although our second choice was [Network Oil Shark]) and was chosen because it came to Darski in a vision from his great great great grandfather.
Want A Fight?
If you want to insult our mothers and challenge us to a battle you can find us on Clanbase,
so get those challenges in right now you weedy-looking faggots!
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Members
All the rumours you've heard about [NOS] are probably true. In fact, you can confirm their validity by reading the inane comments left by our members, and gawk at their oh-so-ugly mugshots, here. |
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News
Get the latest info on updates to this site, what [NOS] are up to, and information on competitions with exciting prizes! Okay, the competitions bit was a lie. |
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Forums
The [NOS] forum "Chat & Date" is the fun way to meet people online. Lots of people like you are online right now, just waiting to talk to you and have fun!
Calls cost $1/min peak rate, and $0.50 at all other times. |
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The Frag Fields
Tired of megalomaniac server admins kicking you off for so much as looking at them in a funny way? Well, we're no different. But at least we laugh with you as well as at you. Ha ha! Come play with us here. |
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Stats
So you think you're good, huh? All those headshots and bomb plants have got to count for something, right? Find out how you compare against all those other lamers in our live stats table. |
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Cheaters
Awwwww... did the nasty-wasty anti-cheat pwogwam catch you being a naughty little boy? Oh no! Now the whole wide world is going to know you're a naughty-waughty little cheater-wheater! |
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Wars
Check out where we are in the Clanbase UK ladder right now. Have we been kicking ass? Have we been raped? Have we just played a team of moaning kiddies who couldn't find their assholes with both hands? Probably. |
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Maps
We use a few non-standard maps on The Frag Fields in the standard map rotation, so grab them here if you don't have them. We sometimes play other custom maps too - but worry not, you can grab those here too. |
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