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Welcome To The [Nature Over Sheffield] Web Site

"The Clan That Enjoys Insulting Your Intelligence"

** LATEST NEWS **

04-11-2005 - Clan [NOS] can now be found on the H4XTBH.com CS:Source server at WTF.H4XTBH.COM:27015!


Who Are We?
Clan NOS are just a bunch of stoners who just play CS to fill in the time gaps between skinning up and eating. Please speak slowly and make no sudden hand movements during play. Thank you.

What does [NOS] Stand For?
Our clan name was an obvious choice (although our second choice was [Neck Over Start]) and was chosen because it rhymes with Maximan's middle name.

Want A Fight?
If you want to attempt to kick our asses and challenge us to a battle you can find us on Clanbase, so get those challenges in right now you moronic imbociles!

Members
Members
All the rumours you've heard about [NOS] are probably true. In fact, you can confirm their validity by reading the inane comments left by our members, and gawk at their oh-so-ugly mugshots, here.
News
News
Get the latest info on updates to this site, what [NOS] are up to, and information on competitions with exciting prizes! Okay, the competitions bit was a lie.
Forums
Forums
The [NOS] forum "Chat & Date" is the fun way to meet people online. Lots of people like you are online right now, just waiting to talk to you and have fun!

Calls cost $1/min peak rate, and $0.50 at all other times.
The Frag Fields
The Frag Fields
At the heart of our clan lies a top notch Counter-strike 1.6 server with the sweetest configuration you ever saw. Top anti-cheat system. Friendly killing atmosphere. Admin with personailty disorders... Learn all about it here.
Stats
Stats
The scores on the doors. The notes on the votes. The hits and misses. The winners and losers. The cliche phrases. It's all here for your perusal. It does exactly what it says on the tin.
Cheaters
Cheaters
There's nothing really wrong with cheating is there. It's just exploiting known "features" in the game so you're still playing by the rules, right? Actually... no. You're wrong, and the whole world thinks you're a twat.
Wars
Wars
War! Huh-uuurrghh! What is it good for? Absolutely... points on Clanbase. If you want to see how [NOS] have faired in previous matches then you can find a list of our results in the Wars section.
Maps
Maps
The same old Counter-strike maps can get a bit tiresome at times, especially when you've been head-shotted 15 times in a row. We like to mix it up occasionally with a few custom maps and you can get them right here.

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