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Welcome To The [Nicole Old Sharks] Web Site
"The Clan That Likes To Waste Your Time"
** LATEST NEWS **
04-11-2005 - Clan [NOS] can now be found on
the H4XTBH.com CS:Source server at
WTF.H4XTBH.COM:27015!
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Who Are We?
Clan NOS are the best Counter-strike clan on Earth, despite our joint handicaps of sickle-cell anaemia and pluracy. Our Counter-strike playing is second to none when you consider we are playing with pointy sticks attached to our heads and moving the mouse with our teeth.
What does [NOS] Stand For?
Our clan name was an obvious choice (although our second choice was [Nutrition Oft Silver]) and was chosen because Pink said he would remotely format our hard drives if we chose something else.
Want A Fight?
If you want to call us girly names and challenge us to a battle you can find us on Clanbase,
so get those challenges in right now you lame-assed freaks!
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Members
Interested in joining [NOS]? Well, you can't, we're full - sod off. But you're more than welcome to see who makes up the team at the moment, and place your bets on who'll get kicked first for being incredibly pathetic during clan matches. |
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News
Get the latest info on updates to this site, what [NOS] are up to, and information on competitions with exciting prizes! Okay, the competitions bit was a lie. |
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Forums
And lo, the CS players spoke unto the n00bs of the land, saying "All your hossies are belong to us", and it was done. The n00bs rose up against the players, and with their terrifying MP5 Navys they slay the players dead. Read on... |
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The Frag Fields
At the heart of our clan lies a top notch Counter-strike 1.6 server with the sweetest configuration you ever saw. Top anti-cheat system. Friendly killing atmosphere. Admin with personailty disorders... Learn all about it here. |
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Stats
The scores on the doors. The notes on the votes. The hits and misses. The winners and losers. The cliche phrases. It's all here for your perusal. It does exactly what it says on the tin. |
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Cheaters
There's nothing really wrong with cheating is there. It's just exploiting known "features" in the game so you're still playing by the rules, right? Actually... no. You're wrong, and the whole world thinks you're a twat. |
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Wars
We're a very active clan when it comes to clan matches, so you can expect to see this results page updated often. Get those clan match challenges in on Clanbase - you'll get a quick response, believe us! |
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Maps
The same old Counter-strike maps can get a bit tiresome at times, especially when you've been head-shotted 15 times in a row. We like to mix it up occasionally with a few custom maps and you can get them right here. |
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