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Welcome To The [Net Over Subway] Web Site

"The Clan That's Addicted To Slap And Tickle"

** LATEST NEWS **

04-11-2005 - Clan [NOS] can now be found on the H4XTBH.com CS:Source server at WTF.H4XTBH.COM:27015!


Who Are We?
Clan NOS are just a bunch of stoners who just play CS to fill in the time gaps between skinning up and eating. Please speak slowly and make no sudden hand movements during play. Thank you.

What does [NOS] Stand For?
Our clan name was an obvious choice (although our second choice was [Newbie Oil Sensor]) and was chosen because it rhymes with Maximan's middle name.

Want A Fight?
If you want to piss on our parade and challenge us to a battle you can find us on Clanbase, so get those challenges in right now you pathetic muppets!

Members
Members
So who's in [NOS]? Are they really all ex-convicts? Is it true that orvi-wan used to dress in female clothing? You can find out all these sordid details - and more - by visiting our members section.
News
News
What's [NOS] up to right now? Who's in, who's out, who cares? We care! Find out what's new on this site and what evil deeds we've been up to recently in the News section.
Forums
Forums
You can discuss everything to do with Counter-strike here, and even everything that isn't. Got some good tactics to share? Or do you just want to comment on the scene? Been banned for cheating? Tough shit.
The Frag Fields
The Frag Fields
At the heart of our clan lies a top notch Counter-strike 1.6 server with the sweetest configuration you ever saw. Top anti-cheat system. Friendly killing atmosphere. Admin with personailty disorders... Learn all about it here.
Stats
Stats
Uh eh uh eh uh eh uh... Ow's about that. Guyz 'n girls. I 'av thiz letter wot sez 'ere, "Dear Jim... You sad man... Can you fix it for me to get to the top of the Frag Fields live stats table?", uh eh uh eh uh eh...
Cheaters
Cheaters
"But... but... I'm not cheating, honestly! My brother installed this patch on my computer and I knew nothing about it! It's not even my computer! Your server has made a mistake! Please, I'm sorry!" Yeah... right.
Wars
Wars
War! Huh-uuurrghh! What is it good for? Absolutely... points on Clanbase. If you want to see how [NOS] have faired in previous matches then you can find a list of our results in the Wars section.
Maps
Maps
Looking for a map you don't have that we're playing now? You'll most likely find it here if we've gotten up off our enormous muscular backsides long enough to update this site with the map you need. Check it out, just in case.

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