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Welcome To The [Noxious Open Samantha] Web Site
"The Clan That Enjoys Insulting Your Intelligence"
** LATEST NEWS **
04-11-2005 - Clan [NOS] can now be found on
the H4XTBH.com CS:Source server at
WTF.H4XTBH.COM:27015!
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Who Are We?
Clan NOS are wasting your time with the pathetic drivel you see before you. What do you think of us now? Ha ha! Why are you continuing to read this? You just can't stop yourself can you. Our mind control skills will make you feel weak and make you give us all your money.
What does [NOS] Stand For?
Our clan name was an obvious choice (although our second choice was [Naked Out Sharon]) and was chosen because Pink said he would remotely format our hard drives if we chose something else.
Want A Fight?
If you want to make out we're gay and challenge us to a battle you can find us on Clanbase,
so get those challenges in right now you weedy-looking faggots!
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Members
So who's in [NOS]? Are they really all ex-convicts? Is it true that orvi-wan used to dress in female clothing? You can find out all these sordid details - and more - by visiting our members section. |
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News
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Forums
You can discuss everything to do with Counter-strike here, and even everything that isn't. Got some good tactics to share? Or do you just want to comment on the scene? Been banned for cheating? Tough shit. |
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The Frag Fields
Tired of megalomaniac server admins kicking you off for so much as looking at them in a funny way? Well, we're no different. But at least we laugh with you as well as at you. Ha ha! Come play with us here. |
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Stats
Uh eh uh eh uh eh uh... Ow's about that. Guyz 'n girls. I 'av thiz letter wot sez 'ere, "Dear Jim... You sad man... Can you fix it for me to get to the top of the Frag Fields live stats table?", uh eh uh eh uh eh... |
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Cheaters
There's nothing really wrong with cheating is there. It's just exploiting known "features" in the game so you're still playing by the rules, right? Actually... no. You're wrong, and the whole world thinks you're a twat. |
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Wars
War! Huh-uuurrghh! What is it good for? Absolutely... points on Clanbase. If you want to see how [NOS] have faired in previous matches then you can find a list of our results in the Wars section. |
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Maps
The same old Counter-strike maps can get a bit tiresome at times, especially when you've been head-shotted 15 times in a row. We like to mix it up occasionally with a few custom maps and you can get them right here. |
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