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Welcome To The [Nail Open Sensor] Web Site
"The Clan That Likes Lollipops And Ice Cream"
** LATEST NEWS **
04-11-2005 - Clan [NOS] can now be found on
the H4XTBH.com CS:Source server at
WTF.H4XTBH.COM:27015!
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Who Are We?
Clan NOS are the best Counter-strike clan on Earth, despite our joint handicaps of sickle-cell anaemia and pluracy. Our Counter-strike playing is second to none when you consider we are playing with pointy sticks attached to our heads and moving the mouse with our teeth.
What does [NOS] Stand For?
Our clan name was an obvious choice (although our second choice was [Nose Old Stones]) and was chosen because we didn't want to get sued by Microsoft as they own the trademark to the first name we chose.
Want A Fight?
If you want to piss on our parade and challenge us to a battle you can find us on Clanbase,
so get those challenges in right now you lame-assed freaks!
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Members
So who's in [NOS]? Are they really all ex-convicts? Is it true that orvi-wan used to dress in female clothing? You can find out all these sordid details - and more - by visiting our members section. |
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News
What's [NOS] up to right now? Who's in, who's out, who cares? We care! Find out what's new on this site and what evil deeds we've been up to recently in the News section. |
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Forums
The [NOS] forum "Chat & Date" is the fun way to meet people online. Lots of people like you are online right now, just waiting to talk to you and have fun!
Calls cost $1/min peak rate, and $0.50 at all other times. |
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The Frag Fields
Want a fun Counter-strike server to play on that you have an insanely low ping to? You've come to the right place! Click here to learn all about our dedicated CS 1.5 server hosted at 4K-Gaming. |
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Stats
Uh eh uh eh uh eh uh... Ow's about that. Guyz 'n girls. I 'av thiz letter wot sez 'ere, "Dear Jim... You sad man... Can you fix it for me to get to the top of the Frag Fields live stats table?", uh eh uh eh uh eh... |
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Cheaters
Awwwww... did the nasty-wasty anti-cheat pwogwam catch you being a naughty little boy? Oh no! Now the whole wide world is going to know you're a naughty-waughty little cheater-wheater! |
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Wars
War! Huh-uuurrghh! What is it good for? Absolutely... points on Clanbase. If you want to see how [NOS] have faired in previous matches then you can find a list of our results in the Wars section. |
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Maps
We use a few non-standard maps on The Frag Fields in the standard map rotation, so grab them here if you don't have them. We sometimes play other custom maps too - but worry not, you can grab those here too. |
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