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Welcome To The [Noxious Or Soap] Web Site
"The Clan That's Addicted To Slap And Tickle"
** LATEST NEWS **
04-11-2005 - Clan [NOS] can now be found on
the H4XTBH.com CS:Source server at
WTF.H4XTBH.COM:27015!
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Who Are We?
Clan NOS are wasting your time with the pathetic drivel you see before you. What do you think of us now? Ha ha! Why are you continuing to read this? You just can't stop yourself can you. Our mind control skills will make you feel weak and make you give us all your money.
What does [NOS] Stand For?
Our clan name was an obvious choice (although our second choice was [Nepenthe Other Simple]) and was chosen because it rhymes with Maximan's middle name.
Want A Fight?
If you want to insult our mothers and challenge us to a battle you can find us on Clanbase,
so get those challenges in right now you lame-assed freaks!
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Members
All the rumours you've heard about [NOS] are probably true. In fact, you can confirm their validity by reading the inane comments left by our members, and gawk at their oh-so-ugly mugshots, here. |
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News
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Forums
The [NOS] forum "Chat & Date" is the fun way to meet people online. Lots of people like you are online right now, just waiting to talk to you and have fun!
Calls cost $1/min peak rate, and $0.50 at all other times. |
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The Frag Fields
Want a fun Counter-strike server to play on that you have an insanely low ping to? You've come to the right place! Click here to learn all about our dedicated CS 1.5 server hosted at 4K-Gaming. |
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Stats
The scores on the doors. The notes on the votes. The hits and misses. The winners and losers. The cliche phrases. It's all here for your perusal. It does exactly what it says on the tin. |
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Cheaters
There's nothing really wrong with cheating is there. It's just exploiting known "features" in the game so you're still playing by the rules, right? Actually... no. You're wrong, and the whole world thinks you're a twat. |
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Wars
War! Huh-uuurrghh! What is it good for? Absolutely... points on Clanbase. If you want to see how [NOS] have faired in previous matches then you can find a list of our results in the Wars section. |
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Maps
Looking for a map you don't have that we're playing now? You'll most likely find it here if we've gotten up off our enormous muscular backsides long enough to update this site with the map you need. Check it out, just in case. |
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