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Welcome To The [Naughty Oil Shannon] Web Site
"The Clan Without A Clue"
** LATEST NEWS **
04-11-2005 - Clan [NOS] can now be found on
the H4XTBH.com CS:Source server at
WTF.H4XTBH.COM:27015!
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Who Are We?
Clan NOS are a crack team of smack-heads with no future and nothing to bring joy into their pathetic little lives. It's just a good buzz. We could give it up tomorrow. If we wanted to. We've just got a bit of a cold, that's all.
What does [NOS] Stand For?
Our clan name was an obvious choice (although our second choice was [Nicole On Smother]) and was chosen because it came to Darski in a vision from his great great great grandfather.
Want A Fight?
If you want to call us girly names and challenge us to a battle you can find us on Clanbase,
so get those challenges in right now you weedy-looking faggots!
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Members
All the rumours you've heard about [NOS] are probably true. In fact, you can confirm their validity by reading the inane comments left by our members, and gawk at their oh-so-ugly mugshots, here. |
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News
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Forums
And lo, the CS players spoke unto the n00bs of the land, saying "All your hossies are belong to us", and it was done. The n00bs rose up against the players, and with their terrifying MP5 Navys they slay the players dead. Read on... |
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The Frag Fields
Tired of megalomaniac server admins kicking you off for so much as looking at them in a funny way? Well, we're no different. But at least we laugh with you as well as at you. Ha ha! Come play with us here. |
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Stats
Uh eh uh eh uh eh uh... Ow's about that. Guyz 'n girls. I 'av thiz letter wot sez 'ere, "Dear Jim... You sad man... Can you fix it for me to get to the top of the Frag Fields live stats table?", uh eh uh eh uh eh... |
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Cheaters
"But... but... I'm not cheating, honestly! My brother installed this patch on my computer and I knew nothing about it! It's not even my computer! Your server has made a mistake! Please, I'm sorry!" Yeah... right. |
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Wars
Check out where we are in the Clanbase UK ladder right now. Have we been kicking ass? Have we been raped? Have we just played a team of moaning kiddies who couldn't find their assholes with both hands? Probably. |
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Maps
Looking for a map you don't have that we're playing now? You'll most likely find it here if we've gotten up off our enormous muscular backsides long enough to update this site with the map you need. Check it out, just in case. |
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