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Welcome To The [Noreen Oil Springer] Web Site
"The Clan That Laugh And Slap Their Thighs"
** LATEST NEWS **
04-11-2005 - Clan [NOS] can now be found on
the H4XTBH.com CS:Source server at
WTF.H4XTBH.COM:27015!
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Who Are We?
Clan NOS are an elite force of elderly mental patients with a penchant for drugs and porn. We scour the land mugging grannies and spending the proceeds on fulfilling our despicable wants. Look out - you're next.
What does [NOS] Stand For?
Our clan name was an obvious choice (although our second choice was [Nose Out Smiles]) and was chosen because it rhymes with Maximan's middle name.
Want A Fight?
If you want to make out we're gay and challenge us to a battle you can find us on Clanbase,
so get those challenges in right now you shit-for-brains!
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Members
Interested in joining [NOS]? Well, you can't, we're full - sod off. But you're more than welcome to see who makes up the team at the moment, and place your bets on who'll get kicked first for being incredibly pathetic during clan matches. |
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News
Get the latest info on updates to this site, what [NOS] are up to, and information on competitions with exciting prizes! Okay, the competitions bit was a lie. |
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Forums
And lo, the CS players spoke unto the n00bs of the land, saying "All your hossies are belong to us", and it was done. The n00bs rose up against the players, and with their terrifying MP5 Navys they slay the players dead. Read on... |
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The Frag Fields
At the heart of our clan lies a top notch Counter-strike 1.6 server with the sweetest configuration you ever saw. Top anti-cheat system. Friendly killing atmosphere. Admin with personailty disorders... Learn all about it here. |
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Stats
Uh eh uh eh uh eh uh... Ow's about that. Guyz 'n girls. I 'av thiz letter wot sez 'ere, "Dear Jim... You sad man... Can you fix it for me to get to the top of the Frag Fields live stats table?", uh eh uh eh uh eh... |
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Cheaters
There's nothing really wrong with cheating is there. It's just exploiting known "features" in the game so you're still playing by the rules, right? Actually... no. You're wrong, and the whole world thinks you're a twat. |
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Wars
We're a very active clan when it comes to clan matches, so you can expect to see this results page updated often. Get those clan match challenges in on Clanbase - you'll get a quick response, believe us! |
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Maps
We use a few non-standard maps on The Frag Fields in the standard map rotation, so grab them here if you don't have them. We sometimes play other custom maps too - but worry not, you can grab those here too. |
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